| Jason's Holiday Cookie Pictures |
| By Jason Mogavero |
Clockwise from top left: Crescent and Star, Baby Veal Cow, stupid airplane, Star of David (put it together with the first and you've got a yummy sugary jihad), and Guy at the Office Christmas Party Who Had One Cosmopolitan Too Many and Who, Rather Than Return to the Obnoxious Children and Frigid Wife at Home, Opted to Jump from the 13th-Story Window Clockwise from top left: Murder Victim Snowman (covered in blood and shitting himself with fear), Blackheart (Joan Jett is from Baltimore), Mama Kosher Cow, Gay Santa, Blue Angel, and Al Jolson Santa |
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