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Why Trashwire Loved Anna Nicole by Alexis Gentry
Posted 2-9-07
Yesterday, the world of bad movies lost a major player when buxom blonde b-movie bombshell Anna Nicole Smith passed away in her hotel room in Florida. Alexis explains why we'll miss her.
Mooninites Invade Earth, Panic Boston by Greg Garner
Posted 2-2-07
And so it has come to this. A marketing campaign for a cartoon has supposedly “panicked” a city. Greg comments on this Cartoon Network scandal.
Chris Palmieri's 'Tinfoil Bob: Alien Invasion'
Posted on 1-31-07
We recently discovered Chris Palmieri on MySpace and we thought his videos were really great. He does stop-motion animation with a character he created named Tinfoil Bob.
Lindsay Lohan, the Betta Fish by Alexis Gentry
Posted on 1-21-07
After countless fights with other trainwreck actresses, I was left wondering if Lindsay Lohan was actually a Betta fish displaying her alpha female status. You may be shocked to learn how similar the two really are.
LaToya's Got a Gun by Alexis Gentry
Posted on 1-10-07
Ok, you know how I said The Surreal Life Fame Games was the greatest celebreality show on TV? Well that was before I saw the premiere episode of Armed and Famous on CBS.
The D-List Olympics by Alexis Gentry
Posted on 1-7-07
Every now and then, a show comes along that is so spectacularly horrifying that it becomes an instant trash tv classic. The Surreal Life Fame Games is that show.
VH1 Spin-offs Spin Out of Control by Alexis Gentry
Posted on 1-6-07
Just how many times can you spin-off a trashy reality series? With "I Love New York" VH1 adds yet another chapter in the Flavor Flav dating show drama.
Jason Reitman Takes the Trashwire Survey
Posted on 12-21-06
We didn't think it was possible for Jason Reitman to be any cooler than he already was... but he proved us wrong. Check out his answers to our classic survey questions. (Or see them on the survey page.)
Clive and Jasmine and the Duckling Stomping by Greg Garner
Posted on 12-1-06
They're back! Clive and Jasmine return in this new episode of the popular Trashwire series and this time they're facing what they fear most.
Denver Film Festival Review: F*ck by Alexis Gentry
Posted on 11-29-06
This new documentary examines the complex history, variety of uses, and the controversy surrounding one of the world's most infamous words.
Denver Film Festival Review: Who Loves the Sun by Alexis Gentry
Posted on 11-20-06
This Canadian indie film, starring Lukas Haas, manages to cover soap-opera-ready material in a realistic and refreshing new way.
Denver Film Festival Review: Vanaja by Alexis Gentry
Posted on 11-20-06
With an amazing cast and gorgeous cinematography, it's hard to believe this Indian story is the work of a student filmmaker and not a seasoned pro.
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny by Alexis Gentry
Posted on 11-17-06
Alexis managed to see one of the most popular films at this year's Denver Film Festival and she's back with a kick-ass review.
Some Thoughts on Stephen Hunter by Jason Mogavero
Posted on 10-26-06
Jason takes on conservative film critic Stephen Hunter's claim that movies today are lacking a masculine hero. Readers can also find this item on Jason's blog.
Hal Sparks Takes the Trashwire Survey by Alexis Gentry
Posted on 10-22-06
Hal Sparks just wrapped up a hilarious three-night run in Denver and he had some time to sit down with Alexis and take the Trashwire survey.
Some Thoughts on Sienna Miller by Jason Mogavero
Posted on 10-15-06
Sienna Miller seems to think she is a big-time, talented actress with a miserable life traveling the globe and making millions. Jason disagrees with her in this lovely post, which also appears on his blog here.
Bowing at the Altar of Captain Kirk by Jason Mogavero
Posted on 10-10-06
William Shatner ... a religions figure? Our resident Trekkie examines the religious value of Star Trek in this essay. You can also view it on Jason's Blog, over here.
What Your Wireless Network Says About You by Alexis Gentry
Posted on 10-9-06
It seems like everyone uses wireless internet these days, but what does the name of your network tell your neighbors about you? I made a few discoveries at my apartment building in Denver.
Your Very Own Trashwire Survey by Alexis Gentry
Updated 3-8-07
Why do only famous people get interviewed? We think your opinion counts too, so wanted to create a little survey for all our friends and readers. Think of it like your own little interview.
'Office' Romance by Alexis Gentry
Posted 9-21-06
The new season of The Office debuted tonight on NBC, but there was less comedy and more romance. Can the show recover and find its comedy roots, or is it destined to become another boring melodrama?
America's Next Top Boring Reality Show Contestants by Alexis Gentry
Posted 9-21-06
America's Next Top Model kicked off a new season tonight in the most Tyra-centric was possible. Aside from Tyra's badly acted fake breakdown, the rest of the girls were barely memorable.
SNL Cuts Cast by Alexis Gentry
Posted 9-21-06
SNL recently announced the cast for the upcoming season, but some regulars were absent from the list. Did your favorite "crazy delicious' cast members survive the cut?
Clive and Jasmine and the "Tainted Greens" by Greg Garner
Posted 9-21-06
Clive and Jasmine are back and this time they face off against what they fear most... tainted greens.
See more of this hilarious epic here.
'Flavor of Love' or Flavor of Vomit? by Alexis Gentry
Posted prior to 9-21-06
Is VH1's 'Flavor of Love' really worse than the Holocaust? The answer is a resounding yes. Yet, for some reason, we just can't look away from this reality TV abortion.
Pueblo, Colorado - A Place Unlike Anywhere Else by Alexis Gentry
Posted prior to 9-21-06
After a recent visit to Pueblo, Alexis is sure there is no place like it. Take a journey to a town filled with memories where the stores are family-owned and the cakes are guarded at gunpoint.
It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets Syphilis by Greg Garner
Posted prior ro 9-21-06
Why was everyone avoiding the last booth at the Louisville Gay Pride Festival? Greg investigated and reported his findings here.
Big Brother Pages
Now all our BB fans can read the latest from our blog right HERE on Trashwire. You can also visit our Big Brother All-Stars Blog for the latest posts, pictures and videos.
New Big Brother Video: The past few boring, Chill Town filled episodes of Big Brother 7 have left me longing for the good old days of Big Brother 6. See what I mean HERE.
The Best of the Worst Winner!
In 2003, Tommy Wiseau made The Room. Today, Trashwire declares this film the best bad movie ever made! Read the review and see clips HERE .
A Letter from the Editor
Alexis' first ever editor letter welcomes all those who are new to Trashwire and lists her favorite Trashwire pieces. Click HERE to read it.
New Video: The Dance of Cracky Claus
Check out our newest video, The Dance of Cracky Claus. HERE , Cracky performs his death-defying dance in the middle of an intersection on 7th St. in Washington, DC.
Big Brother 7: Why I'm Starting to Love Dr. Will
I just saw this video on YouTube of the Evil Doctor flirting with the camera, it's great, enough said. Check it out HERE.
Big Brother All-Stars Blog
Alexis began her very own blog about Big Brother 7. Read her thoughts and leave your own. Click HERE to check it out.
This Summer's Guilty Pleasure
Alexis' Big Brother addiction is back with a vengeance as this season's Big Brother 7 All-Stars edition begins. Click HERE to read about Alexis' favorite House Guests of all time.
Lisa Lampanelli
The Queen of Mean comes to the Mile High City and no one is safe, HERE.
Dicky Cockerson Sings!
Dicky Cockerson is not just a talented writer, he is also a talented singer/songwriter too.
HERE, Dicky sings a song he wrote about Rolandas Gimbutis, a Lithuanian swimmer.
Greg's New Blog - No Blue Drinks
A fun place for all the things that pop into his talented mind. Clikc HERE to see it.
Hot Chichs with Douchebags
Documenting the plague of pretty girls partying with douchey boys. Click HERE to see.
Poseidon Review
Having trouble deciding on a summer action movie? Well worry no more because we have a Trashwire pick. HERE.
Trey Parker Tells "The Aristocrats"
Check out THIS rare footage of South Park creator, Trey Parker, telling the world's dirtiest joke.
Trashwire Visits the White House Correspondents' Dinner
What could possibly top meeting Trey Parker at the event last year? Click HERE to find out.
**UPDATED** New pictures and video clips!
The Cartoon Wars
South Park takes on Family Guy, click HERE.
New Study Links Smart People to Trashwire Clothing
It's a fact! Smart people wear Trashwire clothing. Check out the evidence HERE.
Snakes on a Trashwire
For any of you who have not yet seen the trailer/footage from Snakes on a Plane, you can check it out HERE.
Clothing Comments
Our friend Dominique recently got her very own Trashwire t-shirt and here's what she had to say about it:
" It really made my day because I was up late working on biology and still have no idea what's going on in it and felt like a failure at life...until my Trashwire shirt. "
If you want to be as cool as Dominique, you can get a Trashwire t-shirt HERE!
LaTaviya Reviews: Lucky Number Slevin
What kind of director would label The Usual Suspects "one of the dullest films ever"? Click HERE to find out.
Showgirls: The Citizen Kane of Trash
While waiting at DIA for a delayed flight home, I decided to clean out some stuff on my computer. I discovered THIS little item hidden away in a folder. It seems even more timely with my recent screenwriting assignment to rewrite the first ten minutes of this trash cinema masterpiece.
Holiday Cookie Pictures
We know it's not the season, but our friend Jason had some holiday cookie pictures that were so funny, we just had to put them up. Click HERE to check them out.
Brock Rocks Trashwire Wear Too.
Click HERE to see a new pic of our boy Brock wearing his new Trashwire hoodie.
New Colorful T-Shirts Available!
We are now offering new colorful tees, featuring Brock's logo, on the clothing page HERE.
LaTaviya Reviews: Thank You For Smoking
Recently, LaTaviya attended a prescreening of this great new satire, click HERE to read the full review.
Dicky Pics
Our friend Dicky Cockerson recently got his very own Trashwire hoodie, check out THESE pics!
New Logo
Our friend Harrison Brown (AKA Brock McLargehuge) has designed an awesome logo for us, which is now on display on the main page.
Netflix and Sabotage
What does the internet DVD rental provider have to do with a Beastie Boys song? Click HERE to find out.
The Ricky Gervais Show Podcast
A quick review of the best podcast on earth. Click HERE to read it.
YouTube or iFilm, the Great Debate
Seeing as we now have Trashwire videos available on both sites, LaTaviya brings us a review of each and a verdict on which one is best. Check out this review HERE.
The Return of Dicky Cockerson
We have added a classic review by Dicky Cockerson, a Trashwire featured writer. You might remember this awesome Spider Man 2 review from our old site. You can see it HERE and you can read Dicky's bio HERE.
Suburbia Undercover Part II is Now Available
Over 200 people have viewed Suburbua Undercover online and now we are pleased to bring you the second part of the show. It is available on YouTube where you can rate the video and comment on it... or you can view it HERE on our Suburbia Undercover page.
Blog Update Extravaganza
Trashwire is proud to announce the founding of a new blog, Fat Britney Spears. In this blog, we will discuss the new, more zaftig, white trash princess and her Eminem wannabe husband, Kevin Federline. Feel free to post comments, gossip, and opinions about Fat Britney here! Both Dr. Gregory's Trashwire Blog and LaTaviya's Blog also recently received updates.
Trashwire Clothing
Many of you love Trashwire, but did you know that you can now show your love of Trashwire by wearing our new t-shirts and hoodies?! You can check them out HERE and send an EMAIL to Trashwire if you're interested in owning these unique shirts.
Trashwire Media Page
Our full collection of videos is on YouTube, but we bring you our very own media page so you can view the videos without leaving our site. We've also included LaTaviya's interview with the women of South Park recorded at the Michael Jackson trial. Click HERE to see our media page or HERE to listen to LaTaviya's interview.
Trashwire Photo Gallery
Some of our favorite photos from the past few years. Click HERE to view the gallery.
Dr. Gregory Reviews The Family Stone
Dr. Gregory recently saw the touching holiday comedy, The Family Stone but he found the movie more immoral than most porn films. Click HERE to find out why.
Trashwire Videos on YouTube
The entire collection of Trashwire videos is now available on YouTube. Click HERE to check them out. New stuff will always be available directly at trashwire.com, but for older videos like How to Be Funny or The Plight of the Working Man Part I, head on over to YouTube.
Older Items Available HERE
Posted 2-9-07
Yesterday, the world of bad movies lost a major player when buxom blonde b-movie bombshell Anna Nicole Smith passed away in her hotel room in Florida. Alexis explains why we'll miss her.
Mooninites Invade Earth, Panic Boston by Greg Garner
Posted 2-2-07
And so it has come to this. A marketing campaign for a cartoon has supposedly “panicked” a city. Greg comments on this Cartoon Network scandal.
Chris Palmieri's 'Tinfoil Bob: Alien Invasion'
Posted on 1-31-07
We recently discovered Chris Palmieri on MySpace and we thought his videos were really great. He does stop-motion animation with a character he created named Tinfoil Bob.
Lindsay Lohan, the Betta Fish by Alexis Gentry
Posted on 1-21-07
After countless fights with other trainwreck actresses, I was left wondering if Lindsay Lohan was actually a Betta fish displaying her alpha female status. You may be shocked to learn how similar the two really are.
LaToya's Got a Gun by Alexis Gentry
Posted on 1-10-07
Ok, you know how I said The Surreal Life Fame Games was the greatest celebreality show on TV? Well that was before I saw the premiere episode of Armed and Famous on CBS.
The D-List Olympics by Alexis Gentry
Posted on 1-7-07
Every now and then, a show comes along that is so spectacularly horrifying that it becomes an instant trash tv classic. The Surreal Life Fame Games is that show.
VH1 Spin-offs Spin Out of Control by Alexis Gentry
Posted on 1-6-07
Just how many times can you spin-off a trashy reality series? With "I Love New York" VH1 adds yet another chapter in the Flavor Flav dating show drama.
Jason Reitman Takes the Trashwire Survey
Posted on 12-21-06
We didn't think it was possible for Jason Reitman to be any cooler than he already was... but he proved us wrong. Check out his answers to our classic survey questions. (Or see them on the survey page.)
Clive and Jasmine and the Duckling Stomping by Greg Garner
Posted on 12-1-06
They're back! Clive and Jasmine return in this new episode of the popular Trashwire series and this time they're facing what they fear most.
Denver Film Festival Review: F*ck by Alexis Gentry
Posted on 11-29-06
This new documentary examines the complex history, variety of uses, and the controversy surrounding one of the world's most infamous words.
Denver Film Festival Review: Who Loves the Sun by Alexis Gentry
Posted on 11-20-06
This Canadian indie film, starring Lukas Haas, manages to cover soap-opera-ready material in a realistic and refreshing new way.
Denver Film Festival Review: Vanaja by Alexis Gentry
Posted on 11-20-06
With an amazing cast and gorgeous cinematography, it's hard to believe this Indian story is the work of a student filmmaker and not a seasoned pro.
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny by Alexis Gentry
Posted on 11-17-06
Alexis managed to see one of the most popular films at this year's Denver Film Festival and she's back with a kick-ass review.
Some Thoughts on Stephen Hunter by Jason Mogavero
Posted on 10-26-06
Jason takes on conservative film critic Stephen Hunter's claim that movies today are lacking a masculine hero. Readers can also find this item on Jason's blog.
Hal Sparks Takes the Trashwire Survey by Alexis Gentry
Posted on 10-22-06
Hal Sparks just wrapped up a hilarious three-night run in Denver and he had some time to sit down with Alexis and take the Trashwire survey.
Some Thoughts on Sienna Miller by Jason Mogavero
Posted on 10-15-06
Sienna Miller seems to think she is a big-time, talented actress with a miserable life traveling the globe and making millions. Jason disagrees with her in this lovely post, which also appears on his blog here.
Bowing at the Altar of Captain Kirk by Jason Mogavero
Posted on 10-10-06
William Shatner ... a religions figure? Our resident Trekkie examines the religious value of Star Trek in this essay. You can also view it on Jason's Blog, over here.
What Your Wireless Network Says About You by Alexis Gentry
Posted on 10-9-06
It seems like everyone uses wireless internet these days, but what does the name of your network tell your neighbors about you? I made a few discoveries at my apartment building in Denver.
Your Very Own Trashwire Survey by Alexis Gentry
Updated 3-8-07
Why do only famous people get interviewed? We think your opinion counts too, so wanted to create a little survey for all our friends and readers. Think of it like your own little interview.
'Office' Romance by Alexis Gentry
Posted 9-21-06
The new season of The Office debuted tonight on NBC, but there was less comedy and more romance. Can the show recover and find its comedy roots, or is it destined to become another boring melodrama?
America's Next Top Boring Reality Show Contestants by Alexis Gentry
Posted 9-21-06
America's Next Top Model kicked off a new season tonight in the most Tyra-centric was possible. Aside from Tyra's badly acted fake breakdown, the rest of the girls were barely memorable.
SNL Cuts Cast by Alexis Gentry
Posted 9-21-06
SNL recently announced the cast for the upcoming season, but some regulars were absent from the list. Did your favorite "crazy delicious' cast members survive the cut?
Clive and Jasmine and the "Tainted Greens" by Greg Garner
Posted 9-21-06
Clive and Jasmine are back and this time they face off against what they fear most... tainted greens.
See more of this hilarious epic here.
'Flavor of Love' or Flavor of Vomit? by Alexis Gentry
Posted prior to 9-21-06
Is VH1's 'Flavor of Love' really worse than the Holocaust? The answer is a resounding yes. Yet, for some reason, we just can't look away from this reality TV abortion.
Pueblo, Colorado - A Place Unlike Anywhere Else by Alexis Gentry
Posted prior to 9-21-06
After a recent visit to Pueblo, Alexis is sure there is no place like it. Take a journey to a town filled with memories where the stores are family-owned and the cakes are guarded at gunpoint.
It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets Syphilis by Greg Garner
Posted prior ro 9-21-06
Why was everyone avoiding the last booth at the Louisville Gay Pride Festival? Greg investigated and reported his findings here.
Big Brother Pages
Now all our BB fans can read the latest from our blog right HERE on Trashwire. You can also visit our Big Brother All-Stars Blog for the latest posts, pictures and videos.
New Big Brother Video: The past few boring, Chill Town filled episodes of Big Brother 7 have left me longing for the good old days of Big Brother 6. See what I mean HERE.
The Best of the Worst Winner!
In 2003, Tommy Wiseau made The Room. Today, Trashwire declares this film the best bad movie ever made! Read the review and see clips HERE .
A Letter from the Editor
Alexis' first ever editor letter welcomes all those who are new to Trashwire and lists her favorite Trashwire pieces. Click HERE to read it.
New Video: The Dance of Cracky Claus
Check out our newest video, The Dance of Cracky Claus. HERE , Cracky performs his death-defying dance in the middle of an intersection on 7th St. in Washington, DC.
Big Brother 7: Why I'm Starting to Love Dr. Will
I just saw this video on YouTube of the Evil Doctor flirting with the camera, it's great, enough said. Check it out HERE.
Big Brother All-Stars Blog
Alexis began her very own blog about Big Brother 7. Read her thoughts and leave your own. Click HERE to check it out.
This Summer's Guilty Pleasure
Alexis' Big Brother addiction is back with a vengeance as this season's Big Brother 7 All-Stars edition begins. Click HERE to read about Alexis' favorite House Guests of all time.
Lisa Lampanelli
The Queen of Mean comes to the Mile High City and no one is safe, HERE.
Dicky Cockerson Sings!
Dicky Cockerson is not just a talented writer, he is also a talented singer/songwriter too.
HERE, Dicky sings a song he wrote about Rolandas Gimbutis, a Lithuanian swimmer.
Greg's New Blog - No Blue Drinks
A fun place for all the things that pop into his talented mind. Clikc HERE to see it.
Hot Chichs with Douchebags
Documenting the plague of pretty girls partying with douchey boys. Click HERE to see.
Poseidon Review
Having trouble deciding on a summer action movie? Well worry no more because we have a Trashwire pick. HERE.
Trey Parker Tells "The Aristocrats"
Check out THIS rare footage of South Park creator, Trey Parker, telling the world's dirtiest joke.
Trashwire Visits the White House Correspondents' Dinner
What could possibly top meeting Trey Parker at the event last year? Click HERE to find out.
**UPDATED** New pictures and video clips!
The Cartoon Wars
South Park takes on Family Guy, click HERE.
New Study Links Smart People to Trashwire Clothing
It's a fact! Smart people wear Trashwire clothing. Check out the evidence HERE.
Snakes on a Trashwire
For any of you who have not yet seen the trailer/footage from Snakes on a Plane, you can check it out HERE.
Clothing Comments
Our friend Dominique recently got her very own Trashwire t-shirt and here's what she had to say about it:
" It really made my day because I was up late working on biology and still have no idea what's going on in it and felt like a failure at life...until my Trashwire shirt. "
If you want to be as cool as Dominique, you can get a Trashwire t-shirt HERE!
LaTaviya Reviews: Lucky Number Slevin
What kind of director would label The Usual Suspects "one of the dullest films ever"? Click HERE to find out.
Showgirls: The Citizen Kane of Trash
While waiting at DIA for a delayed flight home, I decided to clean out some stuff on my computer. I discovered THIS little item hidden away in a folder. It seems even more timely with my recent screenwriting assignment to rewrite the first ten minutes of this trash cinema masterpiece.
Holiday Cookie Pictures
We know it's not the season, but our friend Jason had some holiday cookie pictures that were so funny, we just had to put them up. Click HERE to check them out.
Brock Rocks Trashwire Wear Too.
Click HERE to see a new pic of our boy Brock wearing his new Trashwire hoodie.
New Colorful T-Shirts Available!
We are now offering new colorful tees, featuring Brock's logo, on the clothing page HERE.
LaTaviya Reviews: Thank You For Smoking
Recently, LaTaviya attended a prescreening of this great new satire, click HERE to read the full review.
Dicky Pics
Our friend Dicky Cockerson recently got his very own Trashwire hoodie, check out THESE pics!
New Logo
Our friend Harrison Brown (AKA Brock McLargehuge) has designed an awesome logo for us, which is now on display on the main page.
Netflix and Sabotage
What does the internet DVD rental provider have to do with a Beastie Boys song? Click HERE to find out.
The Ricky Gervais Show Podcast
A quick review of the best podcast on earth. Click HERE to read it.
YouTube or iFilm, the Great Debate
Seeing as we now have Trashwire videos available on both sites, LaTaviya brings us a review of each and a verdict on which one is best. Check out this review HERE.
The Return of Dicky Cockerson
We have added a classic review by Dicky Cockerson, a Trashwire featured writer. You might remember this awesome Spider Man 2 review from our old site. You can see it HERE and you can read Dicky's bio HERE.
Suburbia Undercover Part II is Now Available
Over 200 people have viewed Suburbua Undercover online and now we are pleased to bring you the second part of the show. It is available on YouTube where you can rate the video and comment on it... or you can view it HERE on our Suburbia Undercover page.
Blog Update Extravaganza
Trashwire is proud to announce the founding of a new blog, Fat Britney Spears. In this blog, we will discuss the new, more zaftig, white trash princess and her Eminem wannabe husband, Kevin Federline. Feel free to post comments, gossip, and opinions about Fat Britney here! Both Dr. Gregory's Trashwire Blog and LaTaviya's Blog also recently received updates.
Trashwire Clothing
Many of you love Trashwire, but did you know that you can now show your love of Trashwire by wearing our new t-shirts and hoodies?! You can check them out HERE and send an EMAIL to Trashwire if you're interested in owning these unique shirts.
Trashwire Media Page
Our full collection of videos is on YouTube, but we bring you our very own media page so you can view the videos without leaving our site. We've also included LaTaviya's interview with the women of South Park recorded at the Michael Jackson trial. Click HERE to see our media page or HERE to listen to LaTaviya's interview.
Trashwire Photo Gallery
Some of our favorite photos from the past few years. Click HERE to view the gallery.
Dr. Gregory Reviews The Family Stone
Dr. Gregory recently saw the touching holiday comedy, The Family Stone but he found the movie more immoral than most porn films. Click HERE to find out why.
Trashwire Videos on YouTube
The entire collection of Trashwire videos is now available on YouTube. Click HERE to check them out. New stuff will always be available directly at trashwire.com, but for older videos like How to Be Funny or The Plight of the Working Man Part I, head on over to YouTube.
Older Items Available HERE
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