The Trashwire Survey

Why do only famous people get interviewed? We think your opinion counts too, so wanted to create a little survey for all our friends and readers. Think of it like your own little interview. Just click here to send us your answers.

3-8-07 UPDATE! Patton Oswalt's Answers
Patton Oswalt is funny. Very funny. We not only loved him in the new Reno 911! movie, but he also has a special place in our hearts for voicing our favorite Frat Aliens in Aqua Teen Hunger Force. After watching The Comedians of Comedy enough to know it by heart, we subscribed to Pattonâs hilarious MySpace blog where he discusses everything from his tour dates to movie titles he owns like ãThe Murderer Who Cried Rapeä and ãJailbait Jesus vs. The Coast Guardä. He even creates his own ãmean celebrity gossipä, which recently included a shout out to The Room. Naturally, we just had to send him the Trashwire Survey. Check out his answers below and click over to his MySpace blog here for a daily dose of funny.

What is your favorite bad movie?
FEVER PITCH with Ryan O'Neal (1985)

What is the best line from a bad movie?
Any time Ryan O'Neal does that stacatto talking about gambling.

Who is your favorite bad movie star?
I don't have one. Even so-called "bad movie stars" can be more entertaining than so-called "good movie stars". Val Kilmer and Mickey Rourke always make amazing, original character choices.

What is your favorite trashy reality TV show?
I hate all reality TV.

Who is the funniest person alive?
Louis CK.

The first thing I'd do with a billion dollars is...?
Buy a Snickers bar.

If I was stranded on an island with one celebrity I'd chose...?
A very horny Kate Winslet.

If I could only hear one song for the rest of my life, I'd listen to...?
"Slow Death" by the Flaming Groovies

My best movie experience was...?
Watching an advance screening of RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD with a very talkative and funny audience.

When I was little, I always wanted to be a...?
Questionnaire answer-er.

Which one is better:
Coke or Pepsi?.......... Coke
Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle?.......... Tie
South Park or Family Guy?.......... South Park
Mac or Windows?.......... Mac
Movies or TV?.......... Tie

12-21-06 UPDATE! Jason Reitman's Answers

What is your favorite bad movie?
Riding in Cars with Boys

What is the best line from a bad movie?
"I know you're worth more than the price of a silk shirt"
... or something like that. Keifer Sutherland in Young Guns

Who is your favorite bad movie star?
Jeff Fahey

What is your favorite trashy reality TV show?
Cops - I'm a purist

Who is the funniest person alive?
Jon Stewart

The first thing I'd do with a billion dollars is...?
Buy the MPAA and change the rating system

If I was stranded on an island with one celebrity I'd chose...?
Tom Hanks... I'd get him making that crappy raft day one while he was still fat.

If I could only hear one song for the rest of my life, I'd listen to...?
I'd fucking kill myself

My best movie experience was...?
Robocop in a NY theater opening weekend

When I was little, I always wanted to be a...?
Director.

Which one is better:
Coke or Pepsi?.......... Coke
Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle?.......... Rock
South Park or Family Guy?.......... South Park
Mac or Windows?.......... Mac
Facebook or MySpace?.......... Whatever
Movies or TV?.......... Movies

10-22-06 UPDATE! Hal Sparks's Answers to the Survey
Hal Sparks just wrapped up a successful three-night run at the Comedy Works in Denver where he touched on topics like wanting your own theme music, being afraid of a plastic bag on the freeway, and his experience as a stealth paintball assassin. In between his hilarious set, he had time to answer a few questions for Trashwire.

Trashwire: What is your favorite bad movie?
Hal: I disagree with the name "bad". Just because other people don't like it doesn't mean it's not fantastic. I think Hudson Hawk qualifies in that zone. People think it's a bad movie, and it's actually spectacular.

Trashwire: What is your favorite line from a bad movie?
Hal: Probably from RoboCop 2, "Behaaaaaave yourselves!" It's pretty great.

Trashwire: Who is your favorite bad movie star?
Hal: The guy who was in The Phantom and he was in Dead Calm, Billy Zane. He's probably my favorite bad movie star. I like that, once he started losing his hair, he just shaved his whole head bald. He was like, "screw it!"

Trashwire: What is your favorite trashy reality show?
Hal: I don't believe in guilty pleasures, I have no guilt about any pleasure. Just 'cause someone doesn't like my pleasure, doesn't mean I have to feel bad about it. That's a strong, important point with me. That being said, it's hard to choose one because it's "trashy" reality show, which narrows the category. I would go with Flavor of Love or Breaking Bonaduce--or, you know what--I'm with Busey.

Trashwire: Who is the funniest person alive?
Hal: Besides me? That's a tough one. Michael Palin from Monty Python. It's a difficult one because they're all so funny. But Michael Palin, I think, is purely funny. He's good natured and always beyond hilarious. Even if you go to Monty Python's The Holy Grail where he's the Knights who Say Ni, just him going "Now... go!" is fucking hilarious.

Trashwire: What is the first thing you'd do with a billion dollars?
Hal: Well, considering that I do what I love, I'd probably hide the fact that I have a billion dollars. If it was like, "Hey, you got a billion bucks." I'd be like "Oh shit! don't let anybody know I have a billion dollars." I would hide the fact that I had that much money right away. I'd probably get a bank in the Caymans or something, after paying my fair share of taxes, for the record.

Trashwire: If you were stranded on an island with any celebrity, who would you chose?
Hal: That's tough. Do you want to get off the island? Then you might pick somebody like your Jeff Corwins of the world, or your Dirty Jobs dude, or maybe the guys from Mythbusters. If you're gonna stay on the island with one person, I'm thinking Jennifer Aniston/Sophie Marceau. Either one of them would be fine. Actually, maybe Juliette Lewis. Even though I don't think she's a perfect mate for me, it would never get boring. It would always be weird... on the island of lost celebrities.

Trashwire: If you could only hear one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Hal: It would probably be "Master of Puppets" or "Summerland" by King's X.

Trashwire: What would you say is your best movie experience?
Hal: Aside from seeing What the *Bleep* Do We Know or The Secret and having that be life-changing and mind-opening, I think seeing Howard the Duck with a bunch of my friends in high school is my favorite. Our choices that night were Howard the Duck or Platoon and I'm like "I'm not gonna waste my Friday night going home feeling miserable. That's a Sunday afternoon movie." So we went and watched Howard the Duck, and it sucked, and Lea Thompson was in her underwear and she's totally fine. We had a great time.

Trashwire: When you were little, what did you always want to be?
Hal: When I was little, I wanted to be in KISS. That just seemed like home or something. I think it shows in who I am. Bruce Lee, Steve Martin, Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons are my male role models, so you can pretty much figure my whole psyche out by looking at those four people.

Trashwire: Now we come to the short answers.
Trashwire: What do you like more, Coke or Pepsi?
Hal: I don't drink soda. Well, I don't drink Coke or Pepsi, I drink, like "Ginger Beer" and really light, healthy kinda stuff. There's a South American tea that they make sparkling and it's like the greatest soda ever.
Trashwire: Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle?
Hal: Dave Chappelle because I like his silliness.
Trashwire: South Park or Family Guy?
Hal: Family Guy
Trashwire: Mac or Windows?
Hal: Mac. Does Windows still exist?
Trashwire: Facebook or MySpace?
Hal: MySpace, but if I was Rep. Foley of Florida, I'd would probably say Facebook.
Trashwire: Movies or TV?
Hal: Movies.

Alexis' Answers................................
What is your favorite bad movie?
To me, the best bad movie ever made is The Room. Itâs not only horribly directed, but the acting is awful and the stars arenât, in any way, attractive. It is the worst movie Iâve ever seen... and I love it!

What is the best line from a bad movie?
ãEverything goes wrong at once. Nobody helps me, and Iâm dying. I got the results of the test back today, I definitely have breast cancer.ä - The Room, 2003

Who is your favorite bad movie star?
This is a really tough question, because Iâm partial to saying someone from The Room, but I think my favorite bad movie performance is Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls. I love her in that movie because sheâs so unnecessarily intense and violent in her movements and dialogue that I feel like they must have been blind to cast her as some kind of graceful dancer.

What is your favorite trashy reality TV show?
Thatâs a tough one too because there are so many bad reality shows I love. My favorite reality show of all time is Big Brother, but Iâm hesitant to call it a trashy reality show because I love it so much. I think this year, the best trashy reality show would have to be Flavor of Love because when I watch it, I literally canât believe my eyes.

Who is the funniest person alive?
If this was last year, Iâd have said Richard Pryor. I bet you all think Iâm gonna say Trey Parker, but Iâd actually say Larry David. Iâm also really liking Ricky Gervais, Eddie Izzard, Lisa Lampanelli, Chris Rock, and all The Comedians of Comedy.

The first thing Iâd do with a billion dollars is...?
Make a movie.

If I was stranded on an island with one celebrity Iâd chose...?
Either Trey Parker or someone super hot like Gael Garcia Bernal.

If I could only hear one song for the rest of my life, Iâd listen to...?
Iâd probably pick Michael Jacksonâs ãHuman Natureä because Iâve loved that song for as long as I can remember. Also because Iâm a dork and I really like 1980s Michael Jackson music.

My best movie experience was...?
Either watching Glitter with Greg and hearing him yell ãDice?ä for the duration of that horrible scene where she comes to her boyfriendâs apartment and heâs not there... or watching The Room with Jason, Kim, Dominique and Matt last semester in Kino Fist. I felt like I was in an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. It was absolutely awesome.

When I was little, I always wanted to be a...?
Star of any kind. I think at that time, I was into being a pop star like Janet Jackson or being on In Living Color.

Which one is better:
Coke or Pepsi?.......... Pepsi
Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle?.......... Tough one, but Chris Rock.
South Park or Family Guy?.......... Duh, South Park!
Mac or Windows?.......... Mac that also runs Windows.
Facebook or MySpace?.......... Facebook
Movies or TV?.......... TV because itâs more immediate.

Greg's Answers................................
What is your favorite bad movie?
I have to go with "Showgirls". I was leaning towards "Mommie Dearest", but really that movie is too cool to be bad. "Showgirls" has it all: bad acting, bad writing, bad cinematography, bad choreography, bad costumes, bad makeup, bad lighting, bad soundtrack, bad direction, bad screenplay, bad marketing, and (I assume) bad catering.

What is the best line from a bad movie?
"Well, excuse me for still believing in Sunday walks in the park and little babies!" Anna Nicole Smith in Skyscaper

Who is your favorite bad movie star?
Mariah Carey in Glitter. She is just so horribly boring that it can make your teeth go numb. This was a tough call, because Ms. Berkley is energetically horrible in Showgirls, and Anna Nicole is medicatedly horrible in Skyscraper. But Mariah wins because she actually seems to be trying but fails so miserably.

What is your favorite trashy reality TV show?
Although I couldn't watch more than three episodes before I wanted to commit myself to a sanitarium, it has to be "Being Bobby Brown". Watching Whitney Houston allow herself to be filmed as the crack whore she really is left my jaw agape for many an hour.

Who is the funniest person alive?
Kathy Griffin. I saw her live and almost peed my pants.

The first thing I'd do with a billion dollars is...?
Buy up all the available property in some horrid little redneck Christian town and give it free of charge to drag queens, atheists, lesbians, and gays. They could take over the school board, the city council, and all of the social organizations and pass legislation requiring sexual deviance and/or cross-dressing.

If I was stranded on an island with one celebrity I'd choose...?
Fran Lebowitz. I know she's not really a celebrity, and I know no one has heard of her, but she's really smart and witty and that's all that counts.

If I could only hear one song for the rest of my life, I'd listen to...?
"Better The Devil You Know" by Steps. It's my happy song.

My best movie experience was...?
Seeing "The Room" for the first time with Alexis. To call me "stunned" is an understatement.

When I was little, I always wanted to be a...?
Backup Dancer. How lame is that?

Which one is better:
Coke or Pepsi?.......... Vodka.
Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle?.......... Is he that funny black guy?
South Park or Family Guy?.......... South Park. I have never understood Family Guy.
Mac or Windows?.......... Sadly, Windows
Facebook or MySpace?.......... Oh, you youngsters and your new-fangled ideas!.
Movies or TV?.......... A book.

Jay's Answers...............................
What is your favorite bad movie?
Although many have aspired to that honor--The Room, Can't Stop the Music, The Violent Years--I still have to give it up for Paul Verhoeven's manic, insane Showgirls. When characters are getting raped for no apparent narrative reason and character motivation seems wildly at odds with what we know of human nature, you just can't help loving Nomi and the gang. The only thing that would have made Showgirls more believable might have been a flying saucer landing in the middle of Nomi's "big audition."

What is the best line from a bad movie?
That must be those words spoken in Showgirls when Elizabeth Berkeley, unsaved by the bell, recognizes that she's been ripped off. I think that the line went something like this: "F&#^, f&#^ing, f$&*, where is my f*#(ing money!" You then understand why Joe Eszterhaus was paid $2,000,000 for such a sparkling script.

Who is your favorite bad movie star?
Who could it be but Elizabeth? She spends most of Showgirls stomping around like a sumo wrestler or a graceless forklift operator, not anyone trained in dance.

What is your favorite trashy reality TV show?
Simply can't do this. I have tried but find most of the "everyday people" to be folks that I pray never to meet in real life. However, I did really want to see Fox's Who Wants to Marry a Millionaire simply because I couldn't imagine a show more offensive and one that would offend both the right and the left. Too bad Fox never rebroadcast this outrage.

Who is the funniest person alive?
Very difficult question! Maybe Larry David? Hmmmm . . . but I love Dave Chappelle. Hmmmm . . . and I love the outrageous Kathy Griffin, especially when she refers to Clay Aiken as "Gayken." Bwa ha ha!

The first thing I'd do with a billion dollars is...?
Gut the wonderful New Beverly Theatre in Los Angeles and pay for sumptuous renovations. This venue is still the greatest film revival house in the USA--I even met Russ Meyer's starlets there!--but is badly in need of new seats, a new screen, and new furnishings.

If I was stranded on an island with one celebrity I'd chose...?
Well, all things considered, I would have to take two. Let's see, Aishwarya Rai because, as Julia Roberts has noted, she is the most beautiful woman in the world. Then I guess I'd also go with Vivek Oberoi.

If I could only hear one song for the rest of my life, I'd listen to...?
Peter Brown's "They Only Come Out at Night," still the greatest pop song of all time. Brown also wrote Madonna's "Material Girl" around the same time. But I also might choose My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult's "Disko Fleshpot" because the song uses great samples from "Midnight Cowboy."

My best movie experience was...?
Watching the Ed Wood film "The Violent Years" with my dad when I was in college. The flick is about four well to do teenage girls who become juvenile delinquents and go on a string of robberies. There's an unintentionally hilarious scene in which the four bad girls go to a park and the very attractive ringleader sexually assaults men. A headline is then seen spinning at us which reads, "Men Attacked in Park by Blonde." My dad said, "I'll bet all the guys in the town show up at that park tomorrow."

When I was little, I always wanted to be a...?
A basketball player, just like my dad!

Which one is better:
Coke or Pepsi?.......... Diet Coke
Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle?.......... Dave Chappelle, but this one is close.
South Park or Family Guy?.......... Gotta be South Park, "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" is still the best half-hour TV episode of all time.
Mac or Windows?.......... Windows, Mac is TOO elitist!
Facebook or MySpace?.......... No time for either
Movies or TV?.......... Movies, more time spent on final product and I like the large screen.

Pat Sue's Answers...........................
What is your favorite bad movie?
The Room, for sure!

What is the best line from a bad movie?
"What kind of money?!" from The Room

Who is your favorite bad movie star?
Anna Nicole Smith, especially in Skyscraper

What is your favorite trashy reality TV show?
This would have to be "My Fair Brady" because it repulsed me that these 2 winey shit heads got a show. However best Trashy Reality show I like to watch is hands down The Flavor of Love. It's like watching a horrific car crash and you just can't look away. I try not to eat before watching it because every time I see anyone make out with this ugly, skinny, little man I heave a little and I am sure a piece of me dies.

Who is the funniest person alive?
It's a tie...Chris Rock and Larry David

The first thing I'd do with a billion dollars is...?
Buy my daughter a film studio

If I was stranded on an island with one celebrity I'd chose...?
George Clooney of course!

If I could only hear one song for the rest of my life, I'd listen to...?
If I could only hear one song for the rest of my life, I would just kill myself.

My best movie experience was...?
Seeing Team America with my daughter.

When I was little, I always wanted to be a...?
The host of the Tonight Show

Which one is better:
Coke or Pepsi?.......... Pepsi
Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle?.......... Chris Rock
South Park or Family Guy?.......... No contest, South Park
Mac or Windows?.......... Windows because I don't have a Mac.
Facebook or MySpace?.......... Which ever one doesn?t allow teenagers to list all their personal information and type things like LOL and other stupid abbreviations! Oh they both do? Well lucky break for teen predators.
Movies or TV?.......... TV because I can watch it in my eatin' dress.

Jason's Answers...........................
What is your favorite bad movie?
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

What is the best line from a bad movie?
"Enough is enough! I want these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane!"

Who is your favorite bad movie star?
Fergie

What is your favorite trashy reality TV show?
None

Who is the funniest person alive?
Kurt Vonnegut

The first thing I'd do with a billion dollars is...?
Buy a billion McChickens

If I was stranded on an island with one celebrity I'd chose...?
Michelle Rodriguez (just watch "Lost," man, you'd understand)

If I could only hear one song for the rest of my life, I'd listen to...?
"This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody)" by Talking Heads

My best movie experience was...?
It's a three-way tie: seeing "Citizen Kane" for the first time, seeing "Snakes on a Plane" opening night and laughing and screaming and applauding with a theater full of equally enthusiastic cinemagoers, and one time when I was working at the video store; we'd been watching "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" when a dad came in with his three- or four-year-old son. I scrambled to turn the movie off, then found a suitable replacement: "Star Wars: Episode I- The Phantom Menace." It's a crap movie but the lightsaber fight at the end was good. I put on that scene and sat back to watch it; about three minutes later I looked around and saw the kid staring at the T.V. screen, eyes and mouth wide open. I asked his dad if the kid was a Star Wars fan and he replied that he'd never seen Star Wars before. The sense of complete awe and wonder you could read on this kid's face- I'm never going to forget that.

When I was little, I always wanted to be a...?
Astronaut

Which one is better:
Coke or Pepsi?.......... Pepsi
Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle?.......... Dave Chappelle
South Park or Family Guy?.......... South Park
Mac or Windows?.......... Mac
Facebook or MySpace?.......... Facebook
Movies or TV?.......... Movies

Christian's Answers...........................
What is your favorite bad movie?
The Warriors. Pure and simple. This motiviated my high school friends and I to start a real punk rock gang with uniforms, a totalitarian power structure, bylaws, and everything. Check out http://godsucks.gq.nu if you don't believe me.

What is the best line from a bad movie?
"I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popscicle."

Who is your favorite bad movie star?
Schwartzenagger from the Terminator

What is your favorite trashy reality TV show?
CNN's "crossfire". What's more amusing than watching politically interchangeable pundits masquerading as journalists competing in a downward spiral of attempts to deliver the filmsiest facade of media objectivity and balance while maintaining a straight face?

Who is the funniest person alive?
Maybe Dave Chappelle

The first thing I'd do with a billion dollars is...?
Contribute a majority of it to different left wing activist groups in the US. Starting with the International Socialist Organization, Iraq Veterans Against the War, Gold Star Families for Peace, the NAACP, Planned Parenthood centers operating below the mason-dixon line, and the ACLU.

If I was stranded on an island with one celebrity I'd chose...?
Sarah Connor. Good survival skills.

If I could only hear one song for the rest of my life, I'd listen to...?
Modus Operandi by Front Line Assembly.

My best movie experience was...?
A tie between seeing Alien in a theatre with my ex girl friend when they re-released it, and seeing the Warriors as a midnight movie at GSU's Cinefest with a boitserous crowd.

When I was little, I always wanted to be a...?
Revolutionary

Which one is better:
Coke or Pepsi?.......... Trick question: neither. Club Soda is more freshing and leaves less cavaties.
Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle?.......... Dave Chappelle
South Park or Family Guy?.......... South Park
Mac or Windows?.......... Windows
Facebook or MySpace?.......... Myspace
Movies or TV?.......... Movies

Erin's Answers...........................
What is your favorite bad movie?
I'd have to go with 'Dirty Dancing Havan Nights!' Because it always makes me smile, even though its only redeeming quality is Diego!

What is the best line from a bad movie?
"X, Y, Z, examine your zipper?" - (The Room, 2003)

Who is your favorite bad movie star?
I would have to say the kid in 'The Room', because both his character, and his acting sucked!

What is your favorite trashy reality TV show?
Although it seems glamorous I'd say Dr. 90210.

Who is the funniest person alive?
Didn't you know I was?

The first thing I'd do with a billion dollars is...?
Construct a home theater system in my house, with a concession stand as well.

If I was stranded on an island with one celebrity I'd chose...?
Diego Luna at the moment, it could change however though.

If I could only hear one song for the rest of my life, I'd listen to...?
Ginsing (the song about the herb!)

My best movie experience was...?
Seeing 'Serenity' for the first time! That movie is the best, and totally lives up to the television series.

When I was little, I always wanted to be a...?
First I wanted to be a mailperson, then a teacher, then a doctor, then a teacher again.

Which one is better:
Coke or Pepsi?.......... Pepsi
Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle?.......... Neither
South Park or Family Guy?.......... Neither
Mac or Windows?.......... Mac
Facebook or MySpace?.......... Facebook
Movies or TV?.......... Movies

Kim's Answers.............................
What is your favorite bad movie?
Two way tie between Beyond the Valley of the Dolls and Zorro the Gay Blade

What is the best line from a bad movie?
"Have you been bad Johnny? Have you been bad with other girls?"
~Sandra Dee in "A Summer Place" (Maybe not a terrible movie, but a bad line.

Who is your favorite bad movie star?
William Shatner

What is your favorite trashy reality TV show?
Does Celebrity Duets count?

Who is the funniest person alive?
Michael Palin

The first thing I'd do with a billion dollars is...?
Move to Malibu

If I was stranded on an island with one celebrity I'd chose...?
David Foster

If I could only hear one song for the rest of my life, I'd listen to...?
"The Lumberjack Song," From Monty Python

My best movie experience was...?
A tie between watching "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls," in film class, and my first time watching "Safety Last," in public.

When I was little, I always wanted to be a...?
Director

Which one is better:
Coke or Pepsi?.......... Pepsi
Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle?.......... Chris Rock
South Park or Family Guy?.......... Family Guy
Mac or Windows?.......... Windows
Facebook or MySpace?.......... Facebook
Movies or TV?.......... Movies

Dominique's Answers.....................
What is your favorite bad movie?
The Room

What is the best line from a bad movie?
Any line from the character of The Chief in Spice World, such as, "When the rabbit of chaos is pursued by the ferret of disorder through the fields of anarchy, it is time to hang your pants on the hook of darkness. Whether they're clean or not."

Who is your favorite bad movie star?
Bruce Campbell

What is your favorite trashy reality TV show?
My Super Sweet 16 because my roomates forced me to watch it

Who is the funniest person alive?
Oliver Brain, a South African boy who I had huge crush on in high school. He was an exchange student and had one of the craziest senses of humor I have ever encountered.

The first thing Iâd do with a billion dollars is...?
Buy the entire Criterion Collection of DVDs

If I was stranded on an island with one celebrity Iâd chose...?
Christian Bale, because I have loved him since I was 10 and saw Newsies

If I could only hear one song for the rest of my life, Iâd listen to...?
Right now, it's "Reflections" by Jah Cure, but it changes every day. Also, anything by Bob Marley and JImi Hendrix.

My best movie experience was...?
Seeing The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things because I had absolutely no idea what I was sitting down for. I just really liked the title and decided to go for it.

When I was little, I always wanted to be a...?
actress

Which one is better:
Coke or Pepsi?.......... Coke, I guess, but I HATE the way soda tastes.
Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle?.......... Ooh, maybe Chris Rock, but that could change tomorrow.
South Park or Family Guy?.......... I have to say Family Guy because I've seen more episodes of that.
Mac or Windows?.......... Windows
Facebook or MySpace?.......... Facebook, I guess, but I don't use either
Movies or TV?.......... Must you ask? MOVIES!!!!!!!

Dave's Answers...............................
What is your favorite bad movie?
Ladder 49, it was so bad that it made Men In Black 2 seem like a good movie.

What is the best line from a bad movie?
I have no idea, none are sticking out in my mind. Probably something from that terrible movie Reign of Fire with Matthew McConoughoughehyhey.

Who is your favorite bad movie star?
Jackie Chan, does that count? I mean he canât act, but he makes good movies.

What is your favorite trashy reality TV show?
I donât watch any reality except for Survivor and there is no way you can call that trashy, that is a quality show!

Who is the funniest person alive?
Sometimes I think Dane Cook is really funny and then I realized how much he recycles his jokes and maybe Iâm not sold on him. Iâd have to say

The first thing Iâd do with a billion dollars is...?
Buy a house that has anything and everything a man could want, including the ice chilled Jaegermeister tap!

If I was stranded on an island with one celebrity Iâd chose...?
Charlize Theron, she is just too damn fine for her own good.

If I could only hear one song for the rest of my life, Iâd listen to...?
Nothing, if I could only hear one song, I would push a sharpened pencil into my ear and force myself to be deaf.

My best movie experience was...?
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, because I ate two pot cookies before it started and about an hour into the movie, I was thinking to myself ãThis is the greatest movie of all time.ä

When I was little, I always wanted to be a...?
A porn star, but my dadâs home videos inadvertently made me one when he posted them on the web.

Which one is better:
Coke or Pepsi?.......... coke
Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle?.......... Chappelle
South Park or Family Guy?.......... South Park
Mac or Windows?..........Windows, but Iâm slowly transforming into a Mac
Facebook or MySpace?.......... Facebook
Movies or TV?..........Canât I have both, they are so different in so many ways, donât make me choose! Thatâs like saying, Water or Air?

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